Archive for December 29th, 2005

Once Again, It is time to bash CNN

Today’s headline that gave us a headache? Cat gets ‘Lucky’ in rescue on icy river
Nope, we are not shitting you. This is how slow the news is. Ah, the media. How will we respect you in the morning?

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Good news for Valley vets, sort of.

Rep. Pena informs us that the government is going to expand the medical clinic in the Valley. It’s not a hospital, but something is better than nothing, we guess.
We hate how our vets get short-shrifted. We don’t arm them well enough in battle, we send them to die for no reason, and then [...]

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God Smites North Texas

Fire has ravaged North Texas and parts of Oklahoma devasting some entire small towns. God’s spokesman refused to comment on the specific nature of the smiting, but did say, “God’s policy is to smite those communities full of sin and false prophets. The Lord has no specific comment on the fires in Texas and Oklahoma [...]

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DeLay Gets Another Challenger

Republican attorney Thomas A. Campbell filed his papers to challenge Tom DeLay. Campbell said, “We need to return some decency and civility to the way we conduct the public’s business.” Decency and civility? Hell, we’d settle for legal. Civility seems like a big stretch. We look forward to seeing how this race will shape [...]

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UT’s Gay and Lesbian Center Under Attack

Conservative groups are preparing an attack on a Gay and Lesbian Resource Center funded by students at The University of Texas.
“They’re obviously trying to promote an agenda on one side of the political spectrum,” said Will Lutz, a columnist who wrote a scathing piece on the center for the socially conservative Texans for Texas group. [...]

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