Those Damn Gay Terrorists

December 20, 2005 Uncategorized

They threatened to redecorate the White House! NBC Reports that the Pentagon spied on a gay and lesbian student group that opposed the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy and labeled them a ‘credible threat.’

“The Pentagon is supposed to defend the Constitution, not turn it upside down,” Dixon Osburn, SLDN executive director, said in a statement released Dec. 20. “Students have a first amendment right to protest and Americans have a right to expect that their government will respect our constitutional right to privacy.”
Silly folks, the gays don’t have First Amendment rights! There they go again with their ‘homosexual agenda’ demanding special rights.

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  1. Wonk says:

    Look, nobody wants homos on the battlefield because studies have shown time and time again that they’ll wimp out at the last minute or you’ll find them fucking each other in the butt behind the sand dunes instead of holding the fort down. Face it people! Do you want somebody like that defending your country? I didn’t think so.

  2. Wonk says:

    On second thought, a battalion of diesel dykes would probably get some shit done over there!

  3. Straight boys ALWAYS think they’re tough but you bitches don’t know from pain!

  4. Wonk says:

    What the hell are you talking about? “Don’t know from pain” is ridiculous grammar.

  5. You ARE a ‘mo, aren’t you sweetness?!

  6. Wonk says:

    I heard they spied on PETA as well.
    GOOOO BUSH!

  7. Wonk says:

    Ok, so I’m gay, so what. Now I’ve said it and I’ve finaly come out of the closet. Yes, I like tubesteak. Happy?

  8. Locutorf says:

    Finally! Wonk bursts out of the closet, and it’s about time.
    Really, sweet boy, there’s no need to live your life in denial. Sexual confusion is a common problem for repressed young men such as yourself, and admitting who you really are can only improve your mental state (such as it is).

  9. Jake says:

    Put something up there about gays and look who the first one to comment on and put a sexual spin on the post. Hey Wonk I bet you got beat up a lot in grade school.

  10. Wonk, for me to be happy about you throwing open the closet doors and walking meekly out, I would have to care about you. I don’t.
    Merry Christmas!

  11. drinks_at_the_stephen_f says:

    you dumbasses.

  12. drinks_at_the_stephen_f says:

    LMAO pink dome @ “threatened to redecorate the White House” Damn, honey, that’s some funny shit. Great post.
    Wonk: there have been “studies” about butt-fucking on the battlefield? Hm. I’m going to have to see that to believe it. The studies, I mean.

  13. snrub says:

    I spied on the TV last night. Then I spied at my friend while she was talking to me. Then I spied the paper this morning. The I spied some people coming into work. Now I’m spying on this blog.

  14. Wonk says:

    Drinks, I can oblige in former if you wish. :)

  15. drinks_at_the_stephen_f says:

    LOL naughty boy

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