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miersdoomed.jpg [CNN]
This is a twofer. The headline from the CNN story is, “What Doomed Her Nomination?” So, you can either caption this photo or provide us with the mile-long list of things that doomed her nomination. We’ll get you started:
*Lack of qualifications (To quote John Edwards, “Being George Bush’s attorney doesn’t qualify you for the Supreme Court”)
*What the hell does she stand for?
*Lesbian?
*Fashion Disaster! Those bangs alone are reason for disqualification!
Your turn!



  1. Anonymous on Thursday 27, 2005

    Racoon eyes—lay off the black eyeliner!

  2. me on Thursday 27, 2005

    somebody tell her to take that scary mask off because it ain’t Halloween just yet!

  3. overserved on Thursday 27, 2005

    Stolen from another blog:
    Miers nomination gives bad names to affirmative action, eyeliner
    http://tnda.blogspot.com/2005/10/miers-nomination-gives-bad-names-to.html

  4. Anonymous on Thursday 27, 2005

    Sure wish I had those clippy things Tom used for his mug shot…

  5. ORIGINALwonk on Thursday 27, 2005

    Y’all, lay off of Harriet. Can you IMAGINE how much of a putz she must feel like today? She was certainly NOT qualified to sit on the highest court in the land, but I do feel badly for her for the public humiliation and all.

  6. pol on Thursday 27, 2005

    Keebler wanted their elf back.

  7. drinks_at_the_stephen_f on Thursday 27, 2005

    “I’ll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!”

  8. Craig on Thursday 27, 2005

    “Damn, I shouldn’t have let Katherine Harris give me that cosmetics lesson.”

  9. texxasredd on Thursday 27, 2005

    I should’ve gone blonde. Then, they might have confused me with Kay Bailey Hutchison.

  10. ElderDem on Thursday 27, 2005

    “Ding, dong, the witch is dead.”
    Stolen from my friend Fran.

  11. Joe Friday on Thursday 27, 2005

    You didn’t suck Edward’s dick while he was here did you?

  12. stinkymutt on Thursday 27, 2005

    This looks like another job for Honey Labrador!