Speaker Craddick is set to testify as early as next week in the whole fundraising scandal that is sure to rock the (who the hell knows what it’s going to rock, but something is f’ed up).
We’re busy making sure our flasks our full, our shirts are pressed and our fingers that point in our famous ‘J’accuse!’ pose are all in working order as we head down to the courthouse next week.
Hey! If y’all are all gonna be there can we just go out for drinks afterwards? We’ve never had a problem planning a party during someone else’s misfortune (Our dad’s a Republican, so we grew up that way).